I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes


y’all need feminism

I look good and have good taste and it doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist. go be rude and judgy somewhere else

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ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

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  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

This woman is talking on the phone about how she told her grandson he was nasty cause he “played with his peepee.” So wrong on so many levels. Never berate or punish a child for masturbating. They don’t know what sex even is, they know what feels good. Obviously you need to correct them if they do it in public, but just getting angry and punishing them for it can be very damaging.

Anonymous asked:

Do you know what Japanese did during World War II?


you think we don’t??????? my grandparents nearly died because of the japanese occupation in china and hong kong. that doesn’t mean i get to call the japanese slurs. it means i get to call out japanese ppl who protect their country’s atrocities and try to label them as acts of innocence or kindness. that’s it. and guess what? it works for all countries and the people from those countire that try to defend shit like that. get off your dead historical high horse. - g

Conversations when the pussy taste good




Me: *goes down on her*
Her: “ooo daddy what that pussy taste like”
Me: “commitment”



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hahaha son this bread is huge


rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

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Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 



so my dog was reunited with his parents today


and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER


you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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I wish I had friends to text all night while on this bus. I’m so bored.


believe in yourself as much as robert downey jr believes in himself

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(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

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what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

This little boy on the bus just said to this little girl “I’m stronger than you cause I’m a boy and you’re a girl. Boys have 100 more muscles than girls.” And he was just a little boy, but I really wanted to tell him what’s what. Then he was like “Do you believe in god? Tell the truth!” Like wtf?