preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via ouijavvhore)




Reasons to be a stripper


I just learned that “I been drinkin watermelon” means that you’ve been swallowing jizz. Lol well now we know Beyonce’s not a spitter and definitely not a quitter. 


loveistheessenceoflife:

olitz4ever:

jamgurl73:

All too REAL!!

Yep

Me

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via loveme--endlessly)



  • baby: h-h-he
  • mom: hello? are you trying to say hello?
  • baby: h-hOW DO YOU DO MY NAME'S GAVROCHE THESE ARE MY PEOPLE HERES MY PATCH NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT NOTHING POSH NOTHING THAT YOU'D CALL UP TO SCRATCH THIS IS MY SCHOOL MY HIGH SOCIETY HERE IN THE SLUMS OF SAINT MICHELE WE LIVE ON CRUMBS OF HUMBLE PIETY TOUGH ON THE TEETH BUT WHAT THE HELL THINK YOU'RE POOR THINK YOU'RE FREE FOLLOW ME F O L L O W M E