my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
Remember kids, sharing is caring.
Unless, of course, you’re rich because that means you earned it and don’t have to help anyone ever because apparently sharing is only for children.
omg i can squirt and I'm 15 is that normal? My boyfriend always makes me squirt while fingering me
No it’s not normal. You’re not supposed to learn “Hydro Pump” until you’re level 42.
Nor should you be on my blog, Squirtle.
this video is entitled “tumblr feminists” and i prepared myself to get angry before watching it but damn if it isn’t spot on
"What they are really saying is that they hate women. They hate women with opinions who are honest and angry."
I thought this was gonna be cissexist and then it wasnt
drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well